Lyrics

You’re a con artist narcissist Ronald McDonald President
The patron saint of rapists and syphilitic homophobes
You’re a con artist narcissist Jesus H Donald President
If someone thinks you’ll really make it great again, Then they must be fucking stoned

You got a billion dollar smile and a twenty dollar soul
The realist thing you ever did was reality tv
The truth you tell is worth its weight in toilet paper rolls
And your lawyers, and your hookers, and your ex-wives all agree

You’re a con artist narcissist no wonder you’re the President
The demagogic bully of the upper class
You’re a con artist narcissist not even you can believe you’re President
The perfect mix of Jeffery Epstein, Hitler, and Kanye West

Without shame you rig the game boy you really know how to bait
With a lubricated algorithmic tech bro invisible hand
You can be the enemy of the people and still the head of the state
I wish you’d stick your baby hands so far down your throat they’d come out your khaki pants

You’re a con artist narcissist Putin’s favorite KGB President
Give me a gun and some opioids and deport everyone
You’re a con artist narcissist bleach drinking flat earth President
And we’re gonna keep fucking singing this shit until you’re fucking gone

You’re a con artist narcissist
You’re a con artist narcissist
You’re a con artist narcissist
You’re a con artist narcissist